"Son, I’m Captain Jack Sparrow, Savvy?"

"You can keep doing that forever, the dog is NEVER going to move. "

"The Immortal Captain Jack Sparrow." It has such a lovely ring to it... ...and it's not a bad look, really...

"A wedding? I love weddings. Drinks all around!"

"If you were waiting for the opportune moment, that was it."

"When you marooned me on that god forsaken spit of land, you forgot one very important thing, mate: I'm Captain Jack Sparrow."

"Fortunately, I know how to counter it; the man who did the waking buys the man who was sleeping a drink; the man who was sleeping drinks it while listening to a proposition from the man who did the waking."

"Do us a favor... I know it's difficult for you... but please, stay here, and try not to do anything... stupid."

"Stop blowing holes in my ship! "

"Of the two of us I am the only one who hasn't committed mutiny, therefore my word is the one we'll be trusting. Although, I suppose I should be thanking you because in fact, if you hadn't betrayed me and left me to die, I would have an equal share in that curse same as you."

"Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid. "

"Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate."

"Easy on the goods, darling."

"No one. He's no one. Distant cousin of my Aunt's nephew twice removed. Lovely singing voice. Eunuch."

"That's the second time I've had to watch that man sail away with my ship."

"Welcome to the Caribbean, love."

"Clearly you've never been to Singapore."

Town Clerk: Jack Sparrow.
Jack: Captain... Captain Jack Sparrow.
Town Clerk: ...for your willful commission of crime against the crown. Those crimes being numerous in quantity and sinister in nature...
Elizabeth: This is wrong...
Governor Swann: Commodore Norrington is bound by the law, as are we all.

Town Clerk: ...impersonating an officer of the Royal Navy; impersonating a clergy of the Church of England...
Jack: Oh yeah, heh heh
Town Clerk: ...arson; kidnapping; perjury; piracy; pilfering; deprivation of a Federal Loyalist. For these crimes you will be hung by the neck until dead. May God have mercy on your soul.

Will Turner: You cheated.
Jack : Pirate.

Jack : The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can't do. For instance, you can accept that your father was a pirate and a good man or you can't. But pirate is in your blood, boy, so you'll have to square with that some day. And me, for example, I can let you drown, but I can't bring this ship into Tortuga all by me onesies, savvy? So, can you sail under the command of a pirate, or can you not?

Jack: What's your name?
Will Turner: Will Turner.
Jack: That would be short for William, I imagine. Good strong name, no doubt named for your father, eh?
Will Turner: Yes.
Jack : Well Mr. Turner, I've changed me mind. If you spring me from this cell, I swear on pain of death, I shall take you to the Black Pearl and your bonnie lass. Do we have an accord?

Jack: [after Will draws his sword] Put it away, son. It's not worth you getting beat again.
Will Turner: You didn't beat me. You ignored the rules of engagement. In a fair fight, I'd kill you.
Jack: That's not much incentive for me to fight fair, then, is it?

Jack: [looking at all the swords] Who makes all these?
Will Turner: I do. And I practice with them three hours a day.
Jack: You need to find yourself a girl mate. Or perhaps the reason you practice three hours a day is that you already found one, and are otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet. You're not a eunuch are you?
Will Turner: I practice three hours a day, so when I meet a pirate, I can kill it.

Elizabeth: You're despicable.
Jack Sparrow: Sticks and stones, love. I saved your life, you saved mine. We're square.

Will Turner: This is either madness... or brilliance.
Jack Sparrow: It's remarkable how often those two traits coincide.

Jack: [Wakes up and sees Elizabeth burning the rum] No! Not good! Stop! Not good! What are you doing? You burned all the food, the shade... the rum!
Elizabeth: Yes, the rum is gone.
Jack Sparrow: Why is the rum gone?
Elizabeth: One: because it is a vile dring that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two: that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire royal navy is out looking for me, do you think there is even the slightest chance they wont see it?
Jack Sparrow: But why is the rum gone?

Jack: Parleley, parlelellyleloooo, par le nee, partner, par... snip, parsley...
Ragetti: Parley?
Jack : That's the one. Parley. Parley.
Pintel: Parley? Damn to the depths whatever man what thought of "Parley".
Jack: That would be the French.

Will Turner: I can get you out of here
Jack: How's that... the key's run off.

Jack "You think this wise, boy... crossing blades with a pirate?
Will Turner: You threatened Miss Swann.
Jack Sparrow: Only a little.

Quotes from "Dead Man's Chest".

"I've got a jar of dirt, I've got a jar of dirt, and guess what's inside it!"

"My eyesight is as good as ever!"

"I am chief! Want big fire! "

"You cannot let him near the chest, man, trust me on this. You can mistrust me less than you can mistrust him. Trust me."

"Guard the boat, mind the tide... don't touch my dirt."

"Where is it? Where is the thump-thump?"

"My incredibly intuitive sense of the female creature tells me that you are troubled".

"Why fight when you can negotiate?"

"No! Much more better. It is a drawring of a key".

Jack Sparrow: [to Elizabeth] You know, these clothes do not flatter you at all. It should be a dress or nothing. I happen to have no dress in my cabin.

Tia Dalma: Davey Jones can't go on land but once every ten years. Land is where you are safe
Jack. And so you will carry land with you.
[hands Jack a jar of dirt]
Jack: Dirt. This is a jar a dirt.
Tia Dalma: Yes.
Jack Sparrow: Is the jar of dirt going to help?
Tia Dalma: If ya don't want it. Give it back.
Jack : [turns away, hugging jar to his chest] No.
Tia Dalma: Then it helps.

Jack: Elizabeth!
[Turns to Gibbs] Jack: Hide the rum.

Elizabeth Swann: There will come a time when you'll have the chance to do somethng courageous, to do the right thing.
Jack: I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by.

Jack: [to Elizabeth] One word love; curiosity. You long for freedom. You long to do what you want to do because you want it. To act on selfish impulse. You want to see what it's like. One day you wont be able to resist.

Tia Dalma: The compass you bartered from me it can't lead you to this?
Jack Maybe.
Tia Dalma: Ah, Jack Sparrow doesn't know what he wants

Gibbs: So, we're setting out to find whatever this key unlocks?
Jack: No, we don't have the key. We can't open whatever it is it unlocks, so what purpose would be served in finding whatever need be unlocked, which we don't have, without first having found the key what unlocks it?

Elizabeth Swann: It's real!
Norrington: My God. You actually were telling the truth.
Jack Sparrow: I do that quite a lot. Yet people are always surprised.
Will Turner: With good reason.

Tia Dalma: You know I require payment.
Jack Sparrow: I brought payment. Look. [brings out the monkey in a cage, shoots him]
Jack Sparrow: An undead monkey! Top that!
Tia Dalma: [releases the monkey from the cage] The payment is fair...

Norrington: You hired me. I can't help it if your standards are lax.
Jack Sparrow: You smell funny

Elizabeth Swann: I'm here to find the man I love!
Jack Sparrow: I'm deeply flattered, lad, but my first and only love is the sea